shuke

when you shit and puke at the same time

example 1:
connor-"I really destroyed that bathroom"
kevin-"why what did you do?"
connor-"I shuked all over the place"
kevin-"holy shit that bathroom must be fucked up!"
connor-"yeah its destroyed."

example 2:
kevin-"I have to shuke man"
connor-"go sit in the bathtub"
kevin-"ok, thanks man"

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shuke

When you're drunk and you puke and shit at the same time.

I was so wasted last night I shuked.

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shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.

"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."

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shuke

Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.

Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.

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shuke

A compromise of keeping clean one area, while making a mess of another

If you have to shuke, what do you do first? Sit on the toilet, or stick your head in the toilet?

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Shuke

1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.

2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...

1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.

2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.

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Shuke

A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.

If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.

I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.

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