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The best rock album of all time
Siamese Dream is better than you.
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(n.) Twins joined toghether, sharing body parts or areas. Often, they share vital organs or limbs, and only one can survive. The origi is a pair of 19th cent. siamese babies that lived to be 70. They stayed together for thier entire lives, and even married twin sisters (not identical). They moved to the united states in the 1830's and worked in a circus. They eventually became farmers.
I heard you had siamese twins?
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Two gentlemen with identical penises.
“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”
A threesome for the price of one, prostitutes conjoined thus having six instead of having three hole two fuck. usually you can find these jewels of sexual fantasies in the Hemet/San jacinto area in Riverside county California.
Frankie: Hey bro remember those hookers that were conjoined the tit?
Jacob: The siamese Hookers? Yeah why?
Frankie: I got A great deal on them two for the price of one!!!!
Jacob: Frankie have I ever told you your A sick fuck ?
When ur fucking a 2 headed girl and one is sucking ur dick while the other is eating your ass.
I did the Siamese saddle with Abigail and Brittany Hensel.
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When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.
"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"
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The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.
Logan must really like you, 'cause he's acting like a Siamese Stalker!