Random
Source Code
Random
noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.
"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"
37👍 21👎
a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl
Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again
69👍 44👎
A penis that slants towards one side or another. Probably from excessive masturbation.
Yo Rafi, how big is your schlong?
It’s 6 inches normally, but since I developed a sidewinder, it’s 4.5.
Damn, that sucks, Olga must not like it.
9👍 4👎
Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available.
I was the only person in the airport bathroom, so I was taking a #2 when some Sidewinder decided they needed to use the stall right next to me.
63👍 42👎
A man who is sometimes extra horny and converts sexual conversations always to his direction. Or advantage no matter how akward.
Kevin Hofrichter Went out to HOB and saw Mikes chick and say hey babe Mike is gone , I am going to just sidewind myself in his place and love like Lionell Ritchie all night long - Sidewinder
A sex move where a female does a levitating 360 degree spin while the male thrusts into the vagina of said female.
Erik was amazed at the sidewinder move Kate performed on him. So amazed he forgot that they were siblings. That's when papa John walked in...
N- the act of having sex with a woman without full removing her panties, instead just pushing them to the side.
"Yeah, we didn't have enough room in the stall to get her panties off, so we just went at it sidewinder-style."
22👍 16👎