Sigurd

A british ginger.

Erik: woow look at that ginger.
Mathias: yup thats Sigurd

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Sigurd

A fuckboi whose intelligence is below average

OMG, Tom sexted me last night using the wrong name! He's such a sigurd!

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Sigurd

He probably smells chairs for a living

Someone: What's Sigurd doing?
Me:Probably touching up kids

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Sigurd moment

When Sigurd says anything, especially when it's the talking points of norwegian comedian & sociologist Harald Eia.

Sigurd: Norway is a good country to live in because of the welfare state
Everyone: Sigurd moment

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Sigurd Tangstad Holand

Sigurd Tangstad Holand is a big fat pale walrus who has critical diabetes.
If you are a Sigurd Tangstad Holand you will not live more than sixteen years

You are a Sigurd Tangstad Holand

Sigurd

A person who has created their own delusional world view and fully believes in it based on details they deliberately misinterpret. A coping mechanism for their own emotional satisfaction and fantasy.

Example 1:
A: It was so obvious Bayonetta is a Lesbian, she and Jeanne were meant to be together.
B: That was never a thing, you just saw what you wanted to see. You're such a Sigurd!

Example 2:
"These Sigurds really need some therapy!"

Example 3:
"I think my friend is a Sigurd, he thinks that the e-celeb really loves him because he donated 1000 dollars to her stream"

sigurd

Sigurd is big dangerous tiger that will bite anyone.

wow! that's a big sigurd.