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Simeon is a person always down to smoke a fat blunt and have a great time with his friends.
He is always chill never a snitch and he is super funny.
person 1 DAMN that dude in math class is such a simeon!! we just hit blunts and chilled all night bro!
person 2 damn bro that sounds so lit i'll come next time!
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Pretty cool dude, btec Michael from Love island 🌴
Not a grey ting!
Overall nice guy 💙
Who’s Michael? I’ve only heard of Simeon 🤣
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An angel sent from heaven , a person that can fix all your wounds and accept you for the way you are
A: you’re such a kind person , i wish there were more people like you in this world .
B : i can’t help it , I’m such a Simeon
A person who tries awfully hard to fart but poops instead. Sensitive aswell, who farts and then starts crying. A person who claims to have expelled the Biggest Fart In The World Fart, yet to be proven, claims to have shaken the house and rattled the windows. This is ridiculous. No fart in the world shakes houses and rattles windows.
Simeon is a bungee pooper. The kind of poop that just hangs off your rear before it falls into the water. Unfortunately, Simeon often Jailbreaks, when forcing a poop, severeal farts slip out at a machine gun pace.
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a big assed bitch with farting problems
usually friends with Asians.
Has a damn gud ass ( not to be proud of, hes a guy hpefully)
ew that simeon over there needs to lose some weight
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one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa
Simeon: Get shitted on!!
Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?
George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?
Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it
Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?
Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)
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A common pet name for any abnormally large and unattractive mole usually on the facial area.
-Wow isn't Simeon the ugliest piece of ass you've ever seen?
-Totally!
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