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Look in the mirror, what do you see? I’ll tell you: you’re looking at someone who is almost certainly inferior in every way to one of - if not THE - baddest bitch in the Milky Way galaxy. They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but once you see a Simmone, you’ll BEHOLDIN your jaw cause it just hit the ground at terminal velocity.
Bitches: wow, I look okay toda-
Everyone: Quit, you look like a boiled egg; where is Simmone at
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Attractive loveable scamp......
Mexican.
1.Oh that kids such a simmons.
2.Shutup Simmons.
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a person, usually male, who likes to dress up weirdly or put make up on
guy 1: see that guy over there the one with the eye shadow
guy 2: you mean the simmons
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The biggest creep ever. He is a physics teacher but some may confuse him for Jimmy Savile.
“Oh god, I’ve got Mr. Simmons now.”
“You poor thing, I hope Simmons is careful this lesson.”
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Simmons is a dude that enjoys fucking shit up. Usually seen in company with Conran fighting off fanny in the town.
Harriet: "Who is Simmons out with tonight?"
Boothy: "Who do you think? His twin, Conran. They're in the Skoda. It's basically a VW Golf with a Skoda badge. Great car. Not like those Renaults...."
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A out-going talk-a-tive girl who will jump into any car she sees and she is very smart
Man this girl hoped in my van last night that has to be a simmone
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