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when one concurrently urinates and defecates; referenced in the song "Dani California"
I would sure rest in peace after a simultaneous release.
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The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.
Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd
An expression you can use when you're either happy or excited. This expression is usually used at your highest moment of excitement or happiness. Also used a lot when complimented by someone especially someone special.
Someone: "You look really good"
Me: "Arrrr *simultaneously scrunch nose*"
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Simultaneality (Si-mul-tan-e-al-it-y) is the state of mind which embodies the reality that everything is happening simultaneously and that ‘possibilities’ are living, breathing parts of every moment not something that comes to those who wait.
Simultaneality rejects a goal-driven life and embraces the journey!
Originated in Nevada City, California by somatic practitioner, massage therapist and writer Chula Linda Gemignani when she was finally fed up with 'New Year's resolutions' being goal-driven. She realized that the pressure of getting things accomplished was placing her in a freeze mode (flight, fight, freeze). When she evoked the state of simultaneality more was accomplished and her life experience became more fulfilling.
"You could tell by her accepting nature that she was in a state of simultaneality".
"The CEO rejected cut throat, goal oriented approach to life and enjoyed the journey by living in a state of simultaneality."
"He woke up in peace that morning in a state of Simultaneality. There was no sense of urgency, no definitive black and white ideas/judgements and/or emotions."
"When we embody simultaneality, we embrace that so many things are happening at the same time, even our beliefs around them."
When embodied with Simultaneality, we can let go of goal-driven lifestyles and live more open-heartedly to all of the possibilities that are unfolding in every given moment.
Simultaneality is a state of mind that creates more capacity and allowance for our own life experience and our experience of others.
"Simultaneously to the perception of any said idea, there so many other possibilities that are alive! The state of embracing that reality is simultaneality."
The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.
"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."
An individual that can strip and fuck at the same time.
Bruh that simultaneous stripper fucked me while stripping.
The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.