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any person who sings, regardless of skill in singing, and behaves in an extremely douchy attitude toward everyone, especially other musicians or singers; generally used in quotations to distinguish from regular people who sing.
singer=vocal instrumentalist
"singer"=b*tch, douchebag, etc.
Person 1: Why does she get that solo? I'm clearly better.
Person 2: Does it really matter who sings it?
Person 1: OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I've wanted that solo for like ever.
Person 2: *thinking* "singers"
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Someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential sucker punch. Usually has done time with the sucker-puncher. Singer will arrive when given a cue by the assaulter. Will walk up to the scene singing, thereby distracting the victim, which then leads the assaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. Usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and assaulter has gone wrong.
My cuz Rodney is a singer...he be distracting fools so I can clock them in their eye!
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a lime light hogging, selfish twat. a singer usually loves to be loved and dosent think about the rest of the band...then the band leaves them and there singing times are in tatters, ha , serves you right you dicks.
oh and they are not actually musically talented unless they actually make lyrics, if your a tribute singer or someone writes your songs ure a stupid toole
singer: (to fans)thx i love all of you
band: ummm your a douche were going, bye.
singer: wait i cant do anything. damn, who can i free load of now with my unworked for voice.
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A Singer is a type of person that chooses what's worse for his well-being. Even when better options are available, he decides on using poor options. A Singer is blind to the truth, and is as stubborn as he is stupid. Typically he also sucks at what he tries to accomplish. Also see dick.
I can't believe that Singer cut me from the team. What a dick.
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Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'
Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!
Phrase declaring to all that the speaker is the real brains behind whatever subject matter is being discussed and celebrated, and that proper accolades should be directed at him/her instead of being improperly credited to someone who is undeserving of such praise.
After the gig Several people from the crowd gathered with the band backstage. Everyone credit around Stevie, praising all that he did that evening and reminding him of what a phenomenal frontman he was. After listening to all that he could stand Nikki told all in attendance, “All of you all, every one of you, have got to be as bird-brained stupid as he is,”,nodding in Stevie’s direction, “that piece of shit cockbite ain’t shit. I’m the one who scores and books our shows, I’m the one who writes ALL of the songs, and I’m also the one who showed your idol there how to move and when to do so. Muddy fucker couldn’t sing his way out of a wet paper bag. Though I’m the drummer in the background, I am the very heartbeat of this band and, you stupid muddy fuckers, I’m the singer”.
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