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This college is for all the dead tings in east London + all the slags. it’s full of set 8s eho open their pussy for every mandem they see!!
leyton sixth form is for slags
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An antisocial sixth form part of a roman catholic school located in Greenford, West London. Here pupils are assigned to friendship groups which they must stick with throughout the school day as groups don't mix, regardless of whether they actually like the people in their group. This is so that they don't face zero human interaction in the day. In this sixth form the younger year 12s are dictated by a bipolar Irish woman who is half the size of the average pupil and ensures there is silence during study periods, further supporting the antisocial agenda of the school. The pupils are divided into two categories and this is evident when looking at the demographic of the playground's sections. The higher part of the playground consists of basic teenagers going through a-levels who are too prestige to communicate with fellow pupils they have never spoken to before, while the bottom half of the playground is made up of coloured hair students with piercings that all do sociology and identify as a telescope. At lunch students are given the freedom to roam the streets of Greenford only to realise that 80% of the food options are chicken shops who most likely serve dead pigeons they've found in the area. During this break they will contemplate whether they'll enjoy a warm meal but face having diarrhoea when reaching home, or settle for a Tesco meal deal only to hear their belly rumble half an hour into period 4.
I go to the Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form, my group were off ill today so I ended up making friends with the squirrels.
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Shaftesbury School Sixth Form is the highest possible echelon of the school situated on an isolated hilltop somewhere in deepest darkest Dorset. It was founded in 1086 by a garden gnome named Hyke Mayez. He established Shaftesbury School Sixth Form on a rigorous principle of binge drinking, and survived for a millennium, eating nothing but the remains of rodents found in E-block and drinking Scotch Whisky.
When Hyke Mayez discovered Rwanda on Wikipedia, he attempted to colonise it. He flew over allegedly on the back of a silver stalk, and proclaimed himself to be the 'bearded God who delivers onself on silver bird'. His mission was a failure, but he would continue to embark on such endeavours 'till the end of his reign. His proponents admire him for providing a week in Africa, and hence, something to write on a personal statement and an opportunity to look good doing charity work, whilst doing nothing. (But shedding fake tears and depleting the local water supply.) His detractors criticise him for the somewhat misplaced sense of morality on his so called 'mission to Rwanda' - Seeming as the money it costs to organise the trip, would be far more beneficial to the people of Rwanda than the presence of teenagers from the Sixth Form.
In Recent years Hyke Mayez, was challenged to a duel by a local baker, of which he lost. On victory, the baker acquired the position of Head of Sixth Form, and all the paperwork Mayez didn't complete during his reign.
Person 1: I went to Shaftesbury School Sixth Form.
Person 2: What's that?
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PESTS, walking STI's garenteed (Y) standard
st peters sixth form lads: wanna watch a film - real meaning wanna come mine to shag.
'likes' you, picks you up in there cars gets what they want pie you.
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A shit-hole.
What's that shit-hole of a school in the uk? Oh yeah Helena Romanes School & Sixth Form Centre
James Allen’s Homeland and popular educational facility. This facility offers best in class lessons from the visual arts centre, goth central. Or the constant PDW tasks to keep you engaged and happy. If this dosent tickle your fancy, why not visit Durham, the shittiest town in the north east, where the worst of the worst congregate to plot the downfall of Greggs (the bakers)
Have you seen them goths at Durham sixth form centre?
"oh you wanted to go to sixth form", said Alex
"yeah i guess", said Ellie
"oh i feel bad for you", said Alex