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synonomous with circle jerk. (pretend that you are cross-country skiing, moving your arms up and down vigorously)
"the yankees suck. how about some ski pole action?"
A sexual position in which every hole is penetrated (airtight) while the broad is tuggin' two others off wit her mitts, like Ski Poles.
Straight Airtight Ski Pole'n it with the titties a bouncin'!!!
Engaging in a non homosexual activity with a female and a fellow bro. The female gives two hand jobs at the same time, she'll prefer to be in the middle for symmetry. The scene should look similar to a skier on the slopes thrusting two poles.
I heard she was a part of a ski pole party, then they left her naked in a field.
When a girl (or guy) takes a nice solid shit, puts it in the freezer, and then once frozen, uses it as a dildo.
Dude, i heard Jessica made an alaskan ski pole and used it on Laura last night.
when you first a girl so hard at a football game. you use your muscles to hold her up above your head and she slides all the way down your arm.
yo andrew alaskan ski-poled ali so hard last night
Getting a Hand Job on a Ski Lift
Dude, My girlfriend just gave me an Icy Ski Pole.
Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.
"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"