A day to worship our lord and master, Skibiti Toilet. This is a day of gooning and edging, as-well as mewing and mogging.
Person 1: “I have so much work and have no time to goon!”
Person 2: “Thanks to Skibiti Toilet Day, you can edge your chode for as long as you want!”
Person 1: “Even in school?”
Person 2: “Yes!!”
this girl is trouble!! she likes to role play lacrosse in bed and whenever she screamed “got ball” she proceeds to eat her man’s balls, leaving him dead on the floor….
“WOAH ARE U ABOUT TO PULL A SKIBITY SIMONE??? MY BALLS BE BURNINGGG”
A menu item available at McDonald's around the release of "The Skibiti Toilet Movie"
Little Timmy says, "These Skibiti slicers sure are bussin on sigma baby gronk. Please don't fanum tax them or you have L Ohio rizz"
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A skibiti slicer is kinda like a chicken strip but skibiti (cool)
Why did you eat my skibiti slicers!
Skibiti Dookie is when you hide in a toilet and wait for your friend to take a shit and eat it. then poke your head out the toilet with shit in your mouth and say skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!
(epic troll)
Guy 1 hiding in toilet
Guy 2 goes to take a shit
Guy 1: Nom Nom Nom (pokes head out) skibiti dop dop dop yes yes!
Guy 2: Ah! you got me
Guy 1: haha you just got Skibiti Dookie'd!