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A skinny female who is objectified by her more obese female friends. One usually gets called a skinny bitch out of jealousy by her fat friends or other random fat females. Especially when the said skinny female talks about eating healthy or working out.
Skinny female: " Id really like to start working out!"
Fat female co-worker : " Why do you need to work out, you're already a skinny bitch!"
Skinny female: " Im aware Im skinny but I need to keep up with my cardio. And gain more muscle mass"
Skinny female: "I can't wait to go see Katt Perry tonight! You wanna try to get past security and get her autograph?"
Fat friend " Yeah maybe if I was a skinny bitch like you, I'd be able to!"
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any person who has .2% body fat, changes their t-shirt when they spill water on it, and can't really swim.
One day we were driving and a skinny bitch picked us up.... nd for sure he was maddd skinny!!!!
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A girl who thinks she is better than another girl for no particular reason, and lets the other girl know; has nothing to do with actual waist size.
I'm so tired of being picked on by those skinny bitches.
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Suffered mainly by females and gay stereotypes. A disease shared by all of the female characters in Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy and Bones, just to mention some. In real life, a patient with SBS rarely reach the age of forty, as the people around them tend to kill them off. The symptoms include:
- Nagging about teir tragic lovelives
- Manipulating other women's husbands in order to feed their own insatiable need for approval
- Blackmailing other women in order to be the queen of the hill
- Living on a diet consisting of mainly nothing, diet coke and some artsy-farsty coffee drink. It never fails.
- Being bitchy
- Being generally hysterical
- Being a blast at parties by bitching and say things like "I don't eat sugar/snacks/filth like that" into the host/hostess' face
- Control issues. Oh, man.
- Excessive visible-bone flaunting
- Competing at everything and to everyone
- Staring bug-eyed at someone w the nerve to eat a Twizzler or bear claw in their presence
- Considering people over size of 00 to be subhuman
- The most common topics of conversation would be ramblings like these: "the baby, my lovelife, my life is complicated, i want to wait" and blah blah blah.
If you want to heal an SBS-patient in your circle, there is only one cure. You need a pair of boxing mitts, a cattle prod and some elbow grease. You do the math.
In fiction: (This is the digest, people. In real life the display of SBS is much more understated and takes time to discover)
SBS-patient (A glamorous FBI-agent, lawyer, surgeon) to a male model-like colleague: "You're smart, I'm pretty. I want your sperm because I can't have a baby with someone whose not as perfect as me. Its selfish not to have a baby. My baby's gonna be a doctor, no matter what. And beautiful. Or else I'll just not give a dang about it. But I can't be in a relationship with you because my life is too complicated. Of course."
Narrator out of nowhere: This, folks, is a classic display of Skinny Bitch Syndrome!
In real life:
Hostess: How was the souffle, guys?
Other friends: Absolutely scrumptious!
SBS-friend: "I really couldn't say. I'M on a diet." *looks smugly down on her untouched dessert*
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It's either that girl that passes by you in the mall or that whore at school. Sometimes a skinny bitch isn't actually a bitch. Sometimes skinny bitch can be used as a compliment.
"Did you see that skinny bitch walk by? She's gorgeous" or "omg that skinny bitch is such a whore" and if you don't want to say "skinny bitch" out loud just say the letters "SB" to your friend so she knows there's a skinny bitch close by.
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A cocktail made of vodka and diet coke.
She wants a cosmo and I'll have a skinny black bitch.
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The first single off the album "Nobody's Daughter" by Hole. Nobody's Daughter is going to be released April 26, 2010, and is the first album from Hole in 12 years. And the first from Courtney Love in 6 years.
Courtney Love is back! I love Skinny Little Bitch!
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