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1. To defeat overwhelmingly, especially by keeping from scoring.
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1. To cheat (someone).
2. To fail to pay (an amount due).
We bet on the horses, but he skunked me.
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Skunks are mammals best known for their ability to secrete a liquid with a strong, foul-smelling odor. General appearance ranges from species to species, from black-and-white to brown or cream colored.
Skunks are omnivorous, eating both plant and animal material and changing their diet as the seasons change. They are crepuscular and are solitary animals when not breeding.
The most notorious feature of skunks is their anal scent glands, which they can use as a defensive weapon. Skunks have two glands, one on either side of the anus. These glands produce a mixture of sulfur-containing chemicals, which have a highly offensive smell that has been described as a combination of the odors of rotten eggs, garlic and burnt rubber. Muscles located next to the scent glands allow them to spray with a high degree of accuracy, as far as 2 to 5 meters (7 to 15 ft).
Vet: a skunk is an animal.
The weedheads who all submitted definitions for the word skunk on Urban Dictionary: wtf u talking about, i never heard of no animal called a skunk, i want some chron son...
Vet: you need to get a job
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1: A cute, but stinky animal that can spray a stinky fluid out from under it's big tail. If the fluid comes in contact with you, you will be stinky and smelly just like a skunk.
2: A word for a loved girlfriend or spouse.
3. A special kind of weed that's a hybrid of other plants
4: A despicable person.
5: A name for a stinky person
1: Me: Awww, what an adorable skunk!
*skunk sprays me*
Me: *holding my nose* P.U.!!!!! I SMELL LIKE A STINKY SKUNK NOW!
2. I love you, stinky.
3. Tom: This is some good skunk right here.
John: Yeah, it's very, ummmm, good.
*John passes out*
Tom: Lightwieght
4: George Bush is a skunk.
5: I'm a skunk. :)
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Dutch cultivated hybride Cannabis plant that is a cross mix between Cannabis Sativa and Indica. It has the high and flavor of the Sativa combined with the fast growing and blooming of the Indica.
The plant was cultivated and stabilized in the late 70's and was a mix of Afghan Indica, Acapulco Gold, Mexican Sativa and Colombian Gold Sativa It has become a sort of his own with all kinds of varieties (White Widow, Haze, Northern Light, Orange Bud, etc, etc.) and is cultivated for weed consumption. The weed of these plants can reach THC-quantities from 8% up to more than 20% depending on the variety that is used. This is due to breeding and selction.
"...I don't smoke blunt
It sees the indo with skunk, I might as well get drunk...."
Who got some gangsta shit? - Snoop Doggy Dogg
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Strong Weed. Ridiculously strong. Usually grown outdoors. It is a guaranteed fucking-up. This is the kind of weed that leaves you sitting there giggling for twenty minutes, your legs numb, your mind completely bricked, and your hands so twitchy you keep spilling the bongwater all over the floor.
It is not advisable to drive while ripped to such a degree. Or go to work. You will be pegged very quickly as being quite high. You'll probably be looked at suspiciously from then on.
In fact, it's best to just stay at home and lay about all day, lest you giggle too hard and shit yourself in a supermarket.
Where Jesus peed, this is what grew out of the ground.
#1:"What's up with you man? You're giggling like that weird motherfucker from Alice-In-Fucking-Wonderland."
#2:"F-f-f-f-fuck if I know. Strong shit. Real strong. F-f-f-uck man. Everything man. Everything. Holy shit. It's Everything man."
#1:"Wha-? You're tripping. Hard. You better not go to work."
#2: -giggles hysterically-
#1:"I think it's time you lay off the skunk there, champ. You can't even fucking talk right man. "
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A common name for any bitchy, crusty, rude, flaky, annoying person you know.
Mel: oh my god Bridget is such a bitch she bailed out on 50 shades and wine night yesterday
Margot: What a SKUNK!
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