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Having sex with an obese women from behind and your thighs are slamming up against those to big ole butt cheeks
I picked up a full figured lady last night and bent her over and gave her a ham slam
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The ham slam is a premeditated act. You must place a ham steak (thick, flexible and boneless) between the matress and box spring prior to any sex act taking place. Have sex in the doggy style position and when the man is about to come, he removes the ham without the woman knowing. He comes on the ham and when his partner turns around to see what he is doing, he slaps her in the face with the come soaked ham.
Warning: The ham slam may cause divorce, seperation or break-up.
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A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.
Nothing like a ham slam to go with your grand slam in the morning.
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When you insert your penis into a woman’s vaganal canal ver aggressively to assert dominance over your victim.
Dan”the man who’s gonna Slam Clam Ham in the back of his van” shnieder
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Stuffing ham inside one's tight rectum
Suzie was acting like a slut, so I pried her rectum open and ham slammed her.
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The act of beating your penis so hard that in the end it turns a pinkish color, thus looking like a piece of ham. Best results come from using both hands at the same time since, they cause more friction.
I was Ham Slamming the other day at work and my boss walked in and joined me. I ended up quiting my job a few moments later.
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