sleepwalk capsules

Any halucinogenic drug. Refers to the halucinations you experience while under the influence of halucinogens, as they can be like dream, but in a conscious state.

Also a song by the band "At The Drive-In".

Dude1: Hey, you're acting kinda wierd, man.
Dude2: You know that last tab of acid I was saving?
Dude1: Yeah?
Dude2: I dropped it.
Dude1: Far out, man. You took a sleepwalk capsule?

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sleepwalk sex

When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.

Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.

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Sleepwalking Mexican

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

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Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

Social Justice Sleepwalker

An individual who believes themselves to be woke, however are oblivious to the fact that they are not conscious of their own inherent biases that are leading them.

John Smith thinks they are socially woke, but they appear to be a social justice sleepwalker.

Spoon sleepwalker

A very rare condition where when the person with the condition is asleep, the innermind of the body finds the need to big or small spoon hes / her partner. Whereas the partner is situated in a different room. Keep in mind not waking up the person or reject the spoon, it will trigger a reaction of the person to spank the butt.

Spoon sleepwalker

Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.

I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.