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When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.
Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.
1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero
After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.
Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.
John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…
An individual who believes themselves to be woke, however are oblivious to the fact that they are not conscious of their own inherent biases that are leading them.
John Smith thinks they are socially woke, but they appear to be a social justice sleepwalker.
Someone that is, currently well and alive, being searched for termination.
Dissin on the gang, he dont know he sleepwalking.
When you fall asleep watching YouTube only to find the next day that you've ended up on a different channel you don't even recognize. This is usually the result of leaving autoplay on.
Matthew: Dude, I was YouTube Sleepwalking last night...
Chris: Really?
Matthew: Yeah. I was watching a let's play. When I woke up, my phone was playing some porn video!
When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.
I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.