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Sleestak - n -

1. A run of the mil common skank. 2. Women who dress alike, look alike and talk alike. 3. A pack of sorostitutes 4. A girl you'd hook up with but wouldn't tell your friends about.

Sleestak - n - 1. The bar is packed with women, too bad they're all sleestaks. 2. She wasn't the first random sleestak my dong hammer had barfed all over, and she certainly wouldn't be the last. 3. She may have been a sleestak but she served her purpose, my balls were empty and my hands were filled with sandwich. 4. I got laid last night but when I woke up I saw she was a total sleestak.

by Gatsby Jr. July 8, 2011

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Ball Sack Sleestak

The Sleestak type of sounds that are heard from the sucking, hissing, and slurping sounds someone makes when tea bagging or sucking on your ball sack while giving head.

Damn, That girl was a regular Ball Sack Sleestak when she went to town on my shaved sack the other night. I had to look down to make sure it was still her and not some "Land Of The Lost" character!

by Lt. Short Bus April 22, 2010

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Sleestak

1. an extra-dimensional species of reptilian humanoids native to the Land of the Lost

2. A person born during the years assigned to Gen X who doesn't know the things most Gen X'ers know and who doesn't act like a Gen X'ers act. SEE ALSO KAREN

Some people born during the Gen X era aren't Gen X in attitude and aptitude, we call these people sleestaks as they embody the persona of the sci fi antagonistic creatures from the day time kids show the land of the lost which were also called sleestaks...

by Unke June 27, 2024


Sleestak

1. an extra-dimensional species of reptilian humanoids native to the Land of the Lost

2. A person born during the years assigned to Gen X who doesn't know the things most Gen X'ers know and who doesn't act like a Gen X'ers act. SEE ALSO KAREN

Some people born during the Gen X era aren't Gen X in attitude and aptitude, we call these people sleestaks as they embody the persona of the sci fi antagonistic creatures from the day time kids show the land of the lost which were also called sleestaks...

by Unke June 27, 2024


Sleestak

lizardmen who are humanoid with a small horn on their head with small tails they have 3 shell like fingers if they see a human they will swarm that one person making hissing noises if they do this quickly shine a flashlight in their eyes and RUN if you don't have a flashlight on you they'll grab you and take you to some time of pit and throw you in and there's some weird giant meat eating thing in the pit the sleestak themselves aren't really deadly other than the ones in the land of the lost movie where they suddenly grow sharp carnivorous teeth which is horrifying cause now they look creepy

person 1: gn guys
person 2: gn
person 3: i'm gonna go use the restroom real quick
person 1 and 2: don't encounter those sleestak out there
person 3: ok
2mins later
person 3: (so you might be wondering how i got caught well ya see i didn't bring a flashlight because i'm an idiot)
also person 3: gah where in the world are you guys even taking me
the sleestak: hissing noises
person 3: oh crud its a pit what's down there and what are you gonna do to me?!?
the sleestak: *they shove him down*
person 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by national person September 28, 2021