Slex

Sloppy sex with two hobos in a tree. While a bird is watching.
The bird is tweet-tweeting while you are boom-booming.

Did you watch the slex in the park yesterday? So many birds were watching..

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Slex

1. n. From the combination of slut, or slutty, and sex. Usually associated with one night stands and easy women.

2. n. A half-anagram of Shag, Leave, sex (sometimes pronounced Shlex). This has also been attributed to Shag, Leave, Ex where people go back to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend for a one night stand.

1. Did you hear about Bob last night? He had slex with that girl from London.

2. Anything last night mate?
Oh just the usual shlex.

Tell me you didn't go back to Jane?
Yeah, but it was only shlex.

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Slex

a hot girl with boobs the size of cocanuts, whom makes out with both boys and girls, and no matter what she does, she's still the hottest thing around.

"you're so slexy slex."
"slex's nipples are hard."
"even shoveling dirt, slex is hot."

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Slex

Sex in a more slutty way than normal. This embodies sex with porn stars, slutty girls, or kinky/ S&M sex.

Did you hear that Tom had slex with Lisa?

I would totally have slex with Naomi.

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Slex

A lyrical king based it Africa by the name Osugo Ikechukwu. To be undisputed and relentless.

That’s king Slex

Slex

You or the other partner is sleeping and you have sex.

Bro did y’all have sex? Na bro we had slex.

Slex

Most accurately extracting a difficult to hold substance. (Usually accosiated with scientific research and commonly describing slime like material)

As a chemist, I am required to slex many goopy substances in the lab.