slowly falling in love

the feeling of falling in love without even realizing it.
that person may be your bestfriend, or your crush.
it’s the feeling that you get when you get butterflies in your stomach just because of their smile.
the feeling that makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside when you see their eyes.
the feeling that you get when you can’t spend a day without contacting them somehow.
it’s when that person is your pride and joy.

“i feel like im slowly falling in love with my crush what should i do?”

“you should tell them that you like them!”

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Peel the Banana Slowly

To Jerk off slowly

Guy: So I hear you're a master at slow-motion

Hasselhoff: Why yes I am, I even peel the banana slowly

Guy: DUDE! I DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!

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Slowly Going the Way of the Buffalo

To slowly sell out or change.

Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo.

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We're all slowly dying

The truth. The answer to life.

Memento Mori.

Recommended motto by Nihilists worldwide.

Teacher: So Jimmy, how do you envision the future.
Jimmy: We're all slowly dying, Life is just a very, very slow, very agonizing death scream.

slowly going the way of the buffalo

When an individual or group of individuals eventually 'sells out'.

"Dude, you guys are slowly going the way of the buffalo".

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the "i need to walk slowly" shit

when you need to shit so bad that you need to clamp your ass cheeks together so you dont shit your pants

also accompanied by a V-shaped walk

When the "i need to walk slowly" shit occurs:

After eating Chinese food, Tom just made it to the bathroom before the full extent of his Lo Mein noodles kicked in.

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