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the ancient drink of the gods. you can only consume this substance if you have a higher understanding than the average mortal. it also grants you shield along with health if times are tough.
Jesus Christ: Aye nigga you got a slurp juice? this fag keeps tagging me.
God: yea bruh just take my minis instead though.
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When you stick a straw in a random horny homeless persons ass and you suck right on there ass hole with shit flying up the straw
I gave your mum a slurp juice
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Not the same as sucking ass and should never be don’t right after sucking ass.
Beta whore: I’m done sucking ass, now is my chance to slurp booty juice *dies*
Alpha pimp: I am saving slurping booty juice for a special occasion and will only commit to it once I have properly prepared and assessed the situation at hand *lives happy life*
When you are playing fortnite and your girl takes a HUGE green shit in your mouth and you slurp in down your throught
I was bout to catch a dub but then my girl gave me a slurp juice