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A 2 inch penis that doesn't even qualify as a penis. It ejaculates in 30 seconds because it's a short trip for the semen.
Vinny had a small penis?
My 8 year old brother had one jsut like it
That Small. Pathetic? Was the Sex good?
Never go to it. He blew his load all over his boxers before we even began.
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manhood which is more boyhood, can be owned by any colour man, it aint a white ting - read Franz Fanon who dispels that myth.
Hey you Ja Rule-lovin bitch how come you've got such a small penis?
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Term used to describe anyone who is of an enviable lifestyle, yet dosen't seem to desrve it. Used by jealous people who are somewhere around the average.
That guy only bought a ferrari coz he gots a small penis.
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Rappers tend to be blighted by this affliction. It tends to make the victims overcompensate and behave like macho jerks in order to deflect attention away from the fact the have a microscopic willy. The disease may be cured by pretending to be a feminist.
I AM A MAN WITH A SMALL PENIS, SO SUE ME.
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Tiny little thing that your brother has or your b/f
You: Geez, you wanna put that thing in me?
Your b/f: Why not?
You: Fuck, that couldn't make a rat orgasm
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The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.
I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.
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