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A cross between a slap and a smack.
Opium: he smapped me on the head
SMAP (verb) - The act of slapping a person after applying one's smegma (A whitish sebaceous secretion that collects between the glans penis and foreskin or in the vulva) to their hand.
Jeremy: I'll kick your ass!
Brian: Well I'll smap you in the fucking face.
The act of faping, only in a even louder manner. Similar to slaping your junk.
Dude, did you hear that samping?
No, i was to busy smaping myself.
Smap is a word to express pure greatness. Spam is something incredible breathtaking and super.
the sound made by ones testicles after horribly devastated by a handrail after a failed skateboarding attempt
friend one: "dude did you see that kid!? he totally just wrecked his nuts!"
friend two: "i know it was like SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP SMAP... SMAP!
This is the use of a strong pimp hand slap, but with only 75% of full standard pimp hand slap kinetic force. Utilized generally to make an example of but not spoil the goods by elite urban pimps
When an elite pimp smaps a girl to get her attention but also the rest of is stock, without the potential for financial loss from damaging said goods.
Shorthand for smiled appreciatively. Should be substituted for the overused expression "lol".
John read Sara's witty email and sent responded with a note reading only, "smap".