sloppy smarge

A sloppy smarge is an alcoholic beverage consisting of a large ratio of Smirnoff vodka to ABC Cream Soda. A sloppy smarge contains greater than 30% alcohol by volume (at least 4:1 ratio vodka:cream soda).

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smarge

Related to online sizing. You order it and it says it's a small. but actually it's a large. Small meets large is smarge.

The shirt from Justfab was a smarge.