Smash and Pass

A game invented by bored high school age jews in USY with nothing better to do on the sabbath due to the prohibition against using electricity. The game consists of sitting in a circle and smashing fruit against one's own head, typically an apple, and then passing it to the next player. The player who breaks the fruit open on his or her own forehead wins, and starts the next round.

Commonly used fruit:
Apples
Oranges
Watermelons
Melons
Grapefruit
Pears

Not suggested:
Grapes
Pineapples
Strawberries

Phil: Hey, want to play Smash and Pass tonight?
Jeremy: Not really. My head still hurts from last time.

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unlimited smash pass

Giving someone the permission of unlimited sex until you are tired if it and the pass is revoked. Sex without strings or friendship. Sex anywhere anytime.

I don't really like him but I gave him an unlimited smash pass.

smash n’ pass

Another term for a one night stand, but a somehow purer way of saying it.

Mark: “You see that girl? I think I might ask her out.”
David: “Don’t bother, she gets smash n’ passed every other day.”

Smash pass

When you're stopped by county law enforcement and explain that you are rushing home to smash and they high five you and say "smash pass!" Aka not cop-blocking ;)

Criminal: I'm on my way home to bang my wife

Officer: SMASH PASS
*high fives*