"I have waited for October 18th: National Smash Your Crush Day, for a long time to smash my crush"
On July 8th you get the one opportunity to smash your crush you better make your love fast
Tyrone: Ayo shawty lets go smash it’s july 8th which is National smash ur crush day
On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib
It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.
Smash anything you want any time you want
“Woah why did you just give me backshots?”
“It’s smash everything day bro”
The 15th day of the month of May where you can smash all your broken stuff that has become worthless throughout the year. Or to smash things for fun because you like to break stuff. May 15th was chosen because a YouTube user posted a video saying May 15th was 'Smash Your iPod Day'. Since iPods aren't the only electronics to smash, or the only type of stuff to smash; That is why May 15th is declared Smashing Day. Not to mention the proximity to other holidays on the calendar is far enough away that May 15th is a great date.
Guy #1: Why do you have all these broken electronics stored in your garage.
Guy #2: I am saving them to smash up on Smashing Day, which is on May 15th. Want to smash things with me?
Guy #1: That sound great, I would love to celebrate Smashing Day with you! Lets plan for it.