uninhibited, animalistic rough sex
"check out the legs on her"
"fuuuuuuuuuck.......i would smash her pasty"
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The act of penetrating the deep vaginal muscles, to the extent of pain.
I'm gona smash your pasty
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to insert your penis into a vagina
im going to smash your pasty, adam lankford smashed her pasty, fumper would like to smash pasty, lets go pasty smashing, smash your pasty,
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Pasty smashing is the art of banging some pussy. The term has originated from Newquay in Cornwall, England as this is the place where the pasty is a favourite dish and lots of pasty smashing is undertaken by tourists
Bloody hell Arthur... I Could hear you Pasty Smashing a mile away last night. You kept the whole camp-site awake! Fair play!
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To smash or want to smash someone's pasty means that you would like to have aggressive sex with them.
It can be announced verbally, or signalled by a firm punch into your other hands palm.
From experience, the quote sounds best when prenounced in a Somerset/Dorset accent.
How to use pasty smash in conversation;
*Attractive woman walks past*
"Fworr I would love to smash her pasty!"
"Her pasty would get a good smashin'!"
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A metaphorical term to describe a lesbian. Imagery of the famous cornish pasty is used to replicate the act of scissoring in which a females pasty-like vagina is 'smashed' against another's. Hence Pasty smashing.
Girl 1: "Fancy going out tonight?"
Girl 2: "Nah babes, I fancy staying in tonight and pasty smashing!"
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to ruin her cornish pasty
Shaun:yo amelia what you eating
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
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