to ruin her cornish pasty
Shaun:yo amelia what you eating
amelia: a cornish pasty
shaun grabs it and eats it
Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty
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The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty
I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!
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Smashing Pasty is a term used to covertly suggest sexual activity.
Jim: So what you up to the weekend mate?
Chaz: Im gonna smash pasty! Gonna fucking ruin her!
After having sexual intercourse, the vagina becomes known as a smashed pasty.
Last night I got lucky with this rough bird, went back to her place, and I got the hell outta there this morning before she got her smashed pasty our for seconds!
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the aftermath of a fucked pussy
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
e.g I fucked that bitch so much it looked like a smashed pastie
a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.
Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.
Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"
A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.
To make love; To smash pasty's.
"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"