Smat

The action of sucking your frind as you are butt fucked by your dad

Zack likes to be smat

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Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

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smat

The sound made when slapped in the face with a trout. (Commonly used in IRC in the 1990s.)

John: "So, I heard your mom was a whore."
Kelly: "Oh?"

Kelly picks up a fish.
*SMAT*

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Smat

Smat are people are are smarter then smart. Smarts are boomers while we are SMATTThey need to make a tumblr and printerest for this called: SmatGoals and credit me and Clout

We are smat people

Smat

Smat is just smart but smatter

Phil: smat
Craig: fuck off, why am I still here, I want nothing to do with you, how are you finding me, I’m scared and concerned, go fuck yourself Phil, nobody likes you
Phil: you fucking skenk

Smat

Slang for semen. Usually during premature ejaculation.

Girl: "Me and Ted where tit fucking last night. We were gonna do some anal later but be came to early. There was Smat everywhere."
Girl 2: "ohh that's bad, did you kick him out?"

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SMAT

So Mad At That. Used when beyond angry.

Friend 1: I came home from work and caught the milkman banging my bitch.
Friend 2: Ohhh shit! Are you SMAT?
Friend 1: I am so SMAT! I loved that dog.

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