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1) An iron worker; blacksmith
1) That smelter just made a cool sword
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it is a slur for people who smelt things frequently. do not call Childishfigg a super smelter please.
Offensive man: That guy is such a super smelter.
Figg: no.
Offensive man: oh.
a person who performs the act of extraction on a cock, or cock smelting.
Suzy could make a guy come in seconds, she was a fantastic cock smelter.
White girls who date arab guys. Because glass is made out of burning sand. Derivative of coal burner.
"Karen is a dating Mohammed. She's a pro glass smelter."
A word used to describe the action of taking a huge fart in a hot car. This is especially common on long road trips.
"Sure is smeltering in here! Who did it?"
A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.
General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!