Smite

A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.

Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?

Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough

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Smite

A beautiful way to destroy someone.

I just smote that fucking bastard after he grabbed me arse!

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Smite

smite - smote - smitten

To attack or destroy by hitting, usually with a hand or a hand-held weapon.

Did he smite the kite? Has he smitten the kitten? You mean to tell me he smote the coat instead?

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Smite

to kick the living crap, and in some cases kill someone. mostly done in a medieval way.

i will go to smite someone.

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Smited

Getting Smited: When a teammate decides to leave the team behind and dies.

You just got Smited. You just smited the whole team!

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Smiting

When a guy leaves the main part of the party or hangout to get with a girl.

The boys: Wanna hangout tonight?
Conor: No, I'm with my girl.
The boys: Stop smiting!

At a party*
Brock: Hey where's Theo? I haven't seen him all night.
David: He's been smiting Chloe.

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Smite

A game for people with gigantic cocks the size of your da’s femur and and loads of bitches also if you are a ullr or Loki main you are very good and a cerified GOD however playing someone like Nox or Isis is one of the surefire ways to prove your a virgin

Come play smite with me

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