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wasted; extremely drunk or intoxicated
After taking down a fifth of bourbon while watching college football, Thompson was smoked and decided to switch to beer.
When a female gives a man oral sex.
She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.
to have smoked an extreme amount of weed
"yo that dude came outta his homies house lookin all smoked"
To be extremly unatractive
"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"
Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.
Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.