smoked

Getting Shot.

I heard Sean Got smoked Last night

smoked

wasted; extremely drunk or intoxicated

After taking down a fifth of bourbon while watching college football, Thompson was smoked and decided to switch to beer.

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smoked

When a female gives a man oral sex.

She took me back to the house last night and smoked me.

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smoked

to have smoked an extreme amount of weed

"yo that dude came outta his homies house lookin all smoked"

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smoked

Synonym of "owned" or "nigged" often used by a certain Dartmouth douche (also a member of Team Eye Candy), traditionally said in a high voice, leading observers to question said douche's supposed heterosexuality.

Oasis Fanatic: Who sings this song (Bittersweet Symphony)?
Douche: Umm...are you serious? OASIS! OHHHHH! SMOKED!
Bystander: No, you cunt, it's The Verve.
Douche: Oh.
Oasis Fanatic: You can go ahead and sit down cunt.

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smoked

To be extremly unatractive

"why don't you ask her out"
"nah she's Smoked"

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smoked

To hit or throw something really fast.

Dude ! that ball was smoked

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