Smoofie

A 'sherm', simp, loser with a knack for acting big and bad. A poser who acts hard but in reality, is soft. A pussy, a scaredy-cat, etc.

"nah, he really a smoofie ass bitch"

"wait till I spin dat block"
"ya smoofie ass aint spinning nada"

Smoofied

Death by train

Did you hear about that one kid that got smoofied? That was tragic.

Smoofy

Meaning to cutely and smoothly preform a feat, usually about a small animal.

“That bird is so smoofy!”