smoot

n. A vaginal dingleberry, a camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown if you will, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe. As a medical term; when a particle of human feces rests in the labia.

Also refered to as a master or sensei. When a sensei leaves the "dojo" to battle the boot.

Man, that bitch must wipe from back to front because I have a smoot stuck in my teeth

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smoot

semen, cum that is created while on a boat

named after minnisota cornerback fred smoot who is known not for his football skills but for his ability to cover a boat in semen

I hit the bith in the eye with some smoot while riding around the bay

Be carefull where you shoot that smoot.

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smoot

Much of these definitions may be true but one version of the word Smoot originated from a silly deviation from the word 'SMUT' which is created by replacing the 'U' with a double 'O' for use in chatrooms where the word 'smut' or 'porn' is not appropriate.

"It's pretty hard to surf the web when your bandwidth is being used for downloading smoot torrents."

"My hard drive is getting pretty full, so I guess I better burn some of these smoot videos to DVD lol!"

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smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.

1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!

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smoot

noun: the residue left in the toilet after a person takes a dookie.

"Jake, were you the last one in the bathroom?"

"No, why?"
"Cuz there's smoot on the toilet seat and you always have bad aim when you take a doo-doo.

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Smoote

Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.

"Oh my gosh Corinna and Kristy are a couple of smootes"

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smooted

1.to be drunk and/or high
2. can be inserted into any sentence and still make sense

1. i was so smooted last night
2. i smooted all over that kid

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