smoothed

To commit an act of sarcastic smoothness

person 1: *trips*
person 2: 'you smoothed that'

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smoothness

A computer attribute that supposedly equates to unwaveringly consistent performance.

AMD users on AMDzone invented this term to rationalize their ownership of inferior processors when compared to Intel's current offering.

Yo, this Phailnom II may not be able to render like that i7-920, but I prefer smoothness over sheer performance.

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smoothe

suave; debonair; 2 hott 2 handle; a qualification for differentiability

I used to be a nerd but thanks to calculus I'm now smoothe as butta

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Be Smooth

- To keep doing you.

- exiting a conversation as lowkey as possible

Ex: when you get curved by a girl you're trying to slide in their DMs and you say "oh, okay, be smooth."... you're trying to make yourself sound like you're exiting a conversation as smooth and lowkey as possible

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SMOOTH

cool, awesome, amazing, wicked, etc.

wow this song is smooth

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smoothing it

The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.

ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.

JERRY: You have a standard fake?

ELAINE: Mm-hmm.

JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*

ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!

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Smooth

The Grammy Award Winning 1999 hit "Smooth" as performed by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi platinum album "Supernatural."

Man, I'd rather be listening to the Grammy Award Winning 1999 hit 'Smooth' as performed by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multi platinum album 'Supernatural.'