smt

Shiver me timbers, the phrase means "shock" or "sudden surprise," as the wooden masts or timbers of a ship would quake when the ship was hit by a cannonball, or if the ship suddenly ran aground or hit an unsuspecting object -- think "whale" in "Moby Dick" or the great white shark in "Jaws."

One leg Paul: Look, an opposing pirate ship.

Capitan: smt!

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smt

It literally just means "suck my tits"
Usually, girls with small or big tits say this, no in between. Occasionally men say this.
(If a girl says this to you all you gotta tell them is "But you've got none"

They will immediately either walk off embarrassed or knee kick u in your balls/stomach)

Abbie: Bro why do you always say the dumbest shit?
(Some girl) : Stfu smt I'm smarter than your dumbass.

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Smt

Smt is an abbreviation for the word: something.

Person 1: hey, what did you get Amanda for her birthday??
Person 2: nothing yet....I plan on getting her a journal or smt.

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Smt

“Send me this”

*u post a funny video*
Someone: smt

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SMT

Also known as Shin Megami Tensei, it is a Japanese rpg series where you explored the ruined world of Tokyo by summoning demons. You can also be a blue haired femboy or a shirtless guy at a tattoo parlor.

"Hey have you played the new SMT game?"

"What's that? "

"Shin Megami Tensei."

"Oh , no I'm not insane. "

SMT

An acronym standing for "suck my teets/tits". Commonly used by females, the counterargument of SMD or suck my dick. chong.

Jack: Hey Jill, why don't you just suck my dick?
Jill: You know what Jack? SMT.
Jack: SMT? What the hell is that?
Jill: Suck my teets you artard

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SMT

Acronym for suck my titties. Best used on the internet when someone is acting childish.

If you're gonna keep acting like a baby then you can SMT.

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