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To wake up someone who is sleeping by whacking them across the face with your penis.
Jerimiah: On look Bethshoz is sleeping, won't it be funny if i smurf him.
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UN Soldiers, Term derived from the characteristic blue helmets.
Oh great, here come the Smurfs.
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Term used in online gaming to signify a famous person playing games under a fake name. Term was coined by Warcraft legend "Shlonglor."
We lost to those smurfs: they were better than we thought they would be.
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A 30mg roxycodone which are blue in color an addictive as hell. Often known to turn decent looking white girls into nasty hood rats within a matter of months. To the male species this drug is know to lower inhibitions enough that they will sell their mothers wheelchair to obtain just one more smurf.
Yo man you got any smufs? Hell yah son, $30 each.
Man that hoe been giving head for dem smurfs
Damn man, where'd you get that nice ass whip? Oh dis nigga bad on smurfs so he sold it to me for ten
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smurf the smurf old school 80's wop yay area
dance originating in the yay (as in yay area) during the early 80's.. while everyone was doing the moon walk, we were doing the smurf..
lean a shoulder back, snap your fingers, kick the foot on the same side back, roll forward, repeat on other side..
yeah, i know it sounds awkward but how can you accurately describe a hella cool dance in WORDS?
back in the day we hella grooved doin' the smurf and the wop!
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One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.
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1)A blue humanoid that lives in a mushroom; There are 100 Smurfs in the Smurf village, 3 in which are female (Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf); These poor dudes are always chased down by Gargamel and Azrael.
2) what people are doing in the definitions above
1) Vanity Smurf is the gay Smurf!
2) You mofos quit smurfing about Smurfs being sex-related terms or drugs!
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