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A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.
"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!
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the best cartoon about little blue things in the world!
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When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.
I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.
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A person hired by a Meth cook to purchase psuedoephedrine for them at a local pharmacy.
James: Hello, I would like the your Equate cold formula 90 count please.
Pharmacist: You went over your three box limit 2 weeks ago, get out of my store you stupid smurf.
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Gaming term: Entering your regular server under a different name so u can see whats going on without being recognized.
Commonly used by server admins and the like.
l4m3rtw4t: you cock sucking idiot i will spam as much as i like for i am a n00b
l4m3rtw4t: wwwwwwwww0000000wwwwwwwwdddddfkkkkkkk
Player1: Thats not a good idea
l4m3rtw4t: fuck you dick, i own you and will always
{Player1 Signed As ADMIN }
l4m3rtw4t: Shit
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To get slapped across the cheeks by a penis till they turn blue.
OMG, his cheecks are blue, he has been 'Smurfed'!
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Attempting to hide your identity from administrators and peers by creating a secret account; in gaming culture, this often occurs after being blacklisted under a previous name.
Smurfing is my only option, after getting banned for accidentally killing my teammate in Rainbow Six Siege!
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