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To suffer from blue balls.
"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."
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When someone (male or female) decides to give blowies behind the dumpster for 50% off
Dude I was back behind Jimmy's Bar and saw Brad was smurfin everyone back there.
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When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.
Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!
The word to want to commit die but in a more light way.
A married bald man that is smoking hot