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the act of snorting crushed up blue adderall pills, which often leave the user with blue rings around their nose and blue snot
Dude A: Yo, you got some blue shit on your nose. Have you been smurfing?
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A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.
"Yo, you smurfing! What did you take?"
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The act of smurfing is to hit someone with your own or someone else's penis. Not restricted to just hitting the head, any part of the body counts. Works best when penis is in erect state.
-Oww, what was that?
-A penis.
-Esmée are you smurfing me again?
-Yes, but with James's penis.
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Dressing up as a female smurf without any underwear and parading round foreign countries flashing your ball bag to unsuspecting Scandinavians while singing karaoke.
Will went smurfing at the weekend, it was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
I just saw Rutter smurfing to a crowd in a park in Sweden, they couldn't get enough of his hairy bollox.
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The act of taking a drug, usually in pill form, anally. This allows the drug to enter the bloodstream very quickly through the thin walls of the lower intestine. Ecstasy, or "X", a designer party drug, is the most commonly taken drug using this method. Common amongst the gay community. "smurfing" is the act of, also used is past tense "smurfed"
I was at a rave last night, and I was smurfing a couple pills. I was rolling my balls off.
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asphyxiating ones breathing until their faced becomes blue in color then proceeding to have sexual relations with them.
John tried smurfing Suzy last night but she passed out.
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an alternate form of 'talking;' specifically when you are romantically talking.
Me and Christine were smurfing and i don't know how serious it is or what she means by it.
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