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Snap Off A Darkie

Snapping Off A Darkie refers to taking a rather large shit.. or shit of any description.

Jason went to snap off a darkie this arvo, the toilet was clogged for hours!!!

by 69winkies February 11, 2008

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Snap off a Deuce

The act of defecation. Taking a crap. Shitting. The Deuce is the noun for the fecal matter, and to "snap it off" is to excrete it.

Come on into the theater, I got the tickets!

Okay, but you get the popcorn because I have to snap off a deuce really quick.

by instrumentoffear May 19, 2009

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Snap Off Bob

Snap off Bob is the slang term for when one takes a dump and it breaks off before it has fully left the anal passage.

"Oh no, I've done a snap off bob!" could be exclaimed after someone has been to the bathroom and thinking they have finished, realises that there is more to come.

by djbrandonjames April 16, 2010

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snap off a monkey tail

To take a shit

I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

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Snapped Off A Big Fish

A shit of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the anus, leaving little if any residue in its wake.

Dude, I thought my crap du jour would be a total dumpgasm. But since I snapped off a big fish, I won't be needing the toilet paper after all.

by Dr Ike August 9, 2011


Snapping off a black snake

Well known Australian slang for doing a poo.

Person 1: Hurry up, mate. We've got to get going.
Person 2: Hold on. I'm just snapping off a black snake.

by anonjwal March 26, 2016

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Snap off a pig biscuit

To defecate, do poos.

I'm just off to the john to snap off a pig biscuit.

by johnnylongprong January 15, 2009

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