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a man who sniffs women's bicycle seats on humid days.
"...you are a snarf."
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American slang of the 1920's and 30's referring to someone who draws pleasure from sniffing the seats of girls' bicycles.
Bertha wouldn't roll hoops with Calvin as she considered him a snarf of the worst sort.
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snot+barf=snarf: A violent expulsion of masticated food or liquid via the sinus cavity usually caused by an involuntary reaction from an external stimuli. I.e. laughter, surprise, a sneeze, etc.
I was getting ready to swallow a huge bite of my hot pocket when John exclaimed he had shit himself. Needless to say, I SNARF-ED my hot pocket with such force most of it splashed into my chocolate milk. That which was not expelled from my sinus cavity was firmly lodged behind my eyeball...heh, heh, heh...I can still smell it. It would have been a lot less painful had it been pudding.
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The act of biting one's bubbles as they rise resulted from a fart in a bath tub.
I had a snarfing problem when I was a kid... Mom stopped letting me take baths and made me switch to the shower.
<fart> GET IT! <splash, snarf> Got it. Tastes like broccoli and barbecue sauce.
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A snarf is someone who sniffs girls' bicycle seats.
That snarf likes to lurk around the bike racks at the library.
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a cat-like creature in the Thundercats. Typically these animals used the word "snarf" at the ends of sentences and when any emotion is expressed.
You're the best, Liono!!! Snarf!!!
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the action of grabbing one's testicles with one hand and inhaling deeply in the nostrils
snarf my balls!
snarf 'em!
whatever snarfs your balls!
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