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attempt an anal penetration while your partner is unconscious
Merv tried to violate me with a sneak attack last night and wound up in the litter box.
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A rogue ability learned at level 1.
Adds damage to a successful attack role. The opponent must be flatfooted or flanked otherwise the sneak attack does not deal extra damage. Two rogues can flank an opponent and use two sneak attacks in succession.
*nasal scratchy voice*
Cade sneaks (hides/moves silently) behind the Ogre and rolls a d20 for his attack. He gets a 17 for a total of 23 which easily beats the Ogre's AC.
He then rolls a 1d6 for an attack with his short sword and adds 2d6 damage. He gets the maximum damage of 18.
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when a member of a foreign location travels a longward path in order to perform an invasion on one's home toilet pad.
Wow, I lost my home court advantage because while I was gone, someone performed a sneak attack on my toilet quarters.
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Sticking your penis in your friends ass during a threesome, when he is balls deep in a girl.
Dude 1: "Ow, dude! My ass!
Dude 2: "Sneak Attack"
To start off as friends, letting that other person know you want to be friends, but your real intention with him/her is to have a relationship/ fling / to hook up
mike - you see that girl over there? Tonya?
todd - yeah man
mike - u know she doesnt want a relantionship right now right?
todd - i know ,but yo man, ima totally sneak attack that
Mike - NICE
The act of sniffing one's own fart heavily through the nose, followed by walking over and blowing it in someone's face through the side of the mouth. Its best not to be caught, hence the sneakiness factor.
Did you just see Reverand Norris give the little fella a sneak attack? That was crazy right there, he has no idea where that stench came from!
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