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When a girl gives two foot jobs, and two hands jobs at the same time giving the motion of making a snow angle.
Bro you remember that girl that did the snow angel? she did it again.
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When a male climaxes into his own two cupped hands and blows the semen into his significant other's face.
Peter: So how was your night with Alisha?
David: Amazing. I totally made her a Snow Angel
Peter: Damn, lucky. Taylor would never let me do that to her.
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The first time a teenage boy discovers his ascent into manhood after rising from his bed and looking down at the imprint in his sheets.
Mateo: How was your night?
Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.
Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?
Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.
Mateo: Gross, dude.
Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.
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When you go outside right after it snows and make a snow angel, but your naked when you do it. You should probably do this in the back yard especially if you have nosy neighbors.
Right after it snowed, I went outside and made a naked snow angel.
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Take a shit in the snow and then smear it around until you have a cold dirty poo puddle. Lay down in the puddle and make a "snow angel". Finally, snort a line of the cold dirty shit.
Jim was outside earlier shitting on the ground....I thought he was kidding about doing the dirty snow angel.
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When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.
So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.
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A dance move..... hands draw the shape of an angel in front on you (like a figure of eight) whilst shaking vigorously, as if cold (of as if dancing to a "techno tune).
When the music reaches your soul......break it down with a naked snow angel!
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