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When you're an incredibly talented artist but you really need some cash.
"Did you hear J.K. Rowling is going to publish a couple new Harry Potter books?"
"Yeah... it's her Snow Dogs."
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When you shit in a condom and freeze it then use it as a dildo, and after that you cover it in cocaine and eat it.
"I heard that Jessica did the Alaskan Snow Dog."
"Yeah she really enjoys it."
"Kinky addicts"
The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"
She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.