A person who seems like a sesh warrior, yet morning after morning can be found sprawling on the grass, absolutely melted
'Hey snowman it's 10am, get a Scottish handshake down ya, don't melt away again!'
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The Snowman is the age old tradition of ejaculating on a female's face and upper body. The term Snowman is best used when the male has a massive amount of cum, and proceeds to spray man juice on the female; covering her face and getting as much as possible on her tits/neck area, resulting in Snowman like features.
Special note: To better grasp the term Snowman, think Bukkake, but from one man.
Dude, I totally gave katrina The Snowman last night. Check out this pic I saved on my phone, you can't even tell it's her anymore.
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The act of placing a snowman in someone's bed when they tell lies to you.
Friend 1 - I can't believe you gave her a snowman
Friend 2 - Yeah well lets see how well she sleeps tonight with that snowman hogging the bed
Friend 1 - Yeah that called for a good old fashioned snowmaning
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The process of completely covering your girl with cum, so much so that she is literally coughing it up and screaming
Johnny really gave Samantha a Snowman last night she almost had to go to the ER
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The act of a male ejaculating onto a female's stomach, and then immediately scooping it off with your hand and slapping her in the face with it.
I just Snowman'd his girlfriend.
Apparently you can get arrested for Snowmaning some bitch.
I Snowman'd that whore and she started saying Happy Birthday as I ran out the door yelling I'll be back again some day!
You got Iced! Snowman style....
Here comes Frosty's magic juice!
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A particularly jolly man, made of snow, tends to dance with small children. goes by the name "Frosty" and resemles the Michelin man, but without the massive amounts of rolls.
*small children* "hey, it's frosty! let's go dance!" *mother* " isn't that the guy that sold us our tires?"
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When you cum on woman's breasts and then feed her a carrot.
I'm running out of carrots because I keep snowmanning all these hoes.
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