snucker

1 Here's a candy bar under the fog of shrinkflation. The same wrapper, the more empty space. You (I)) buy it, eat it, regret it. But yum.

2 You're a snucker for paying the same price for a smaller bar. We both remember with a degree of fondness the rubust Sn*cker Bars of yesteryear. Solid bicameral geometry, an elegant ripple of top chocolate goodness. For the suggestion box: give users the option for having the Bar scored in thirds, not quarters. Thank you.

You're a snucker for paying a lot for not so much candy