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A turd left in the toilet that is not flushed.
Jock rock just left another deep soaker in the men's room!
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Comedic replacement word for "cocksucker". Even though SNL used the word in one of their sketches, they are not the originator. This word goes back to at least 1970, if not before, by the late, great, comic Redd Foxx on his old "dirty" record albums, way before the Sanford and Son TV show. I used to have the LP with this on it, don't remember the name of the album.
Redd Foxx audio comedy bit where he talks about people who soak corks for wine bottles whom he calls "cork soakers" as well as people who make frocks for expectant mothers, whom he calls "mother frockers". Foxx then talks about a convention which happens to host both groups, and states "I have never seen so many drunken mother frockers or cork soakers in my life".
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It is a variation of Cock Sucker. Based again on an SNL/Tina Fey skit, much like the Colonel Angus skit. Better said with an italian or spanish accent.
I'a like bein'a cork soaker. I'a been soakin da corks aaalllll my life. I soaka da bigga fat ones and'a da loooong skeeeeney ones!
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A pussy so wet and so voluptuous, it just hit different. This isnt your typical WAP, this is something more. That wet wet drip drip that makes you say fuck, I want a kid.
Guy 1 :BRO, you KNOW Vice President Harris got that super soaker
Guy 2: THATS ON GOD
The towel or t-shirt used to mop up your woman's back after you ejaculate
Hand me that gravy soaker, I dropped a big load on your back.
The mother of all water pistols. Super soakers were the first pressurised toy water guns on the market and first appeared in the early 90's. early models included the SS50 and SS100. originaly made by larami now made by hasbro. the most powerful model ever was the CPS 2000 which was supposedly withdrawn from sale after someone lost an eye
if you don't watch out all blow your eye out with my CPS 2000
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When the Penis Is so small that when the person urinates the scrotom gets in the way and u soak the scrotom in urine, hense the word scrotom soak.
1. Stevens penis is so small everytime he goes to the bathroom he does the soaker.
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