sock monkey

a monkey in a sock

As in "C'mere honey... hey look! I got it open! Now come slurp on my sock monkey!"

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Sock monkey

A monkey that has a dangerous addiction to eating socks.

DUDE ITS A SOCK MONKEY

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Seattle Sock Monkey

The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.

Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.

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Sock monkey lips

adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey

That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!

Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace

Sock monkey face

stuffing too much food in your mouth and closing your lips with puffy cheeks.

Boy, you jus fit that whole muffin in your mouth. Nice sock monkey face.

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mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

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Monkey sock

a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love piss and cut down on cleaning time. It helps as an extra time saver when having a danger wank!

mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it's my monkey sock!

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