socket

Scottish rhyming slang. A shortened version of "socket plug", ie "dug", which is how folks in these parts pronounce "dog". A munter, by any other name.

"See that burd Vinnie was oot wi the other night man? Whit a fuckin socket"

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socket

a useless thing. alternative to doucebag or douche.

John is a total socket.

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the socket

An alternate to the Shocker (finger fuck) where the user uses the pinky finger to enter the anus and the thumb to tickle the taint.

She got me with the socket, sneaky bitch.

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socket

... or ''suck it'' is a mean to politly ask a lady to pump your shit.

If the said lady doesnt want to socket, then repeat it very fast until she gets on her knee.

Guy: Socket, socket, socket, socket!

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Pork Socket

1) The beat up vagina of an extremely slutty female.

2) A less than desirable receptacle for your hard shaft.

1) Man, check her out... It would take a 12 pack before I'd stick my cock in her pork socket!!!

2) I wouldn't touch her pork socket with your dick!!!

pop a socket

The result of over-enthusiastic weight training or body-building. When you just had to do that extra rep at 250 pounds but should have known better, and pop your shoulder out of its socket as a result.

Jason: "No. I'm OK! I can do one more rep!"
Pete: "Jason, that's 36 stone you're pressing!
Jason: "I'm OK! I can do it. Hnnnnnggghhhhahhhhrrrgggg!"
Pete: "What ? What's the matter???!!!!??"
Jason: "Sheeee-it! My shoulders!"
Pete: "That's the way to pop a socket!"

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Dildo Socket

A vagina

Dude, did you know Melanie's dildo socket can fit a horse?" "No way!

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