SOFA

Sweater Over Fat Ass

Refers to a shirt or sweater that is long enough to cover a woman's hips where she thinks this will disguise the fact that her ass is huge

That Yankee's jersey is a SOFA on her.

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SOFA

Acronym for Seems Ok Far Away

Used to describe a female that at first appears attractive, but is revealed to be anything but with a closer look.

Man 1: Man, that girl is super hot. I'm gonna go talk to her.

Man 2: No wait a minute. Ya she's just a SOFA, better not.

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Sofa

A fat chick that is easy.

"Did you see that Jack slept on the sofa last night?" "Yeah he said he thinks he might have left his wallet in between the cushions"

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sofa

A verb - to lounge on one's sofa

I'm going home to sofa.

Present Tense: I'm soafing.

Past Tense: All weekend, I just sofaed.

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sofa

(S)it (O)n (F)at (A)ss

When I used to work in the warehouse I got tired and I liked to SOFA when the boss wasn't around.

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SoFA

Seal of Fucking Approval.

Nerd 1: How was Ninja Gaiden 2?
Nerd 2: I give it the SoFA!

Fratboy 1: How was Heather?
Fratboy 2: She gets my personal SoFA.

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SOFA

(S)it (O)n (F)at (A)ss

When I used to work in the warehouse I got tired and I liked to SOFA when the boss wasn't around.

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