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A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.
"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."
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The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.
"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."
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when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.
this old woman solar flared my uncle.
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1. An energy attack, espoused by the ancillary characters of the cartoon series Dragon Ball Z, used to confuse opponents with a bright flash of light.
2. A social construct based upon the above definition, useable at parties when one wants to stop talking to a group of people.
Instead of explicitly stating his intention to walk over there, Rick used a solar flare.
Taking a dump in a tanning bed.
Friend 1 " Dude what took you so long, your time in the bed was only 10 minutes.:
Friend 2 (the culprit) " There was a solar flare event...."
Friend 1 "Ohio is the best!"
Friend 1 and 2 Exchange High Fives
Friend 1 yells "SHOTS!"
End Scene
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Hentai depicting Solar Flare from Plants vs. Zombies: Heroes that’s disturbingly common within the plants vs. zombies community. Just searching up things about the game will result in you finding it. Some find it hot, some find it gross some don’t care and some bully and death-threat people who like it, which is just as fucked up.
Person 1: Searched up Solar Flare pvz and I got a bunch of pvz porn wtf?
Person 2: It’s just your occasional Solar Flare rule 34 so get used to it. We’re all traumatised
The act of cumming in a girl’s eyes to blind her as means to make a hasty escape from her bedroom. In reference to the move used by Krillin, Tien, Goku, etc. in Dragon Ball to blind opponents.
Guy 1: Dude, this girl I hooked with last night wanted me to stay over.
Guy 2: Oh shit man what happened?
Guy 1: I hit her with the Solar Flare and bounced out real quick.
Guy 2: Savage move man.